World affairs

A pissed off resident of Newport, Vermont crushed an entire fleet of police cars when he was arrested for possession of marijuana and resisting arrest.

Roger Pion aged 34 was so incensed that his weed was taken off him that he used his large tractor into the parking lot of the sheriff's department and rolled it multiple times across the police vehicles.

This is the bit where we would say a high-speed chase ensued, but firstly the police had no vehicles with which to chase anyone and even if they did, they’d be chasing a tractor so the “high-speed” part of that equation is also doubtable.

City and state cops both surrounded him at gun point and captured the aggravated man authorities say they found him to be carrying a loaded pistol.

The lesson of this story is to never annoy a man who owns a Massey Ferguson or take his joint off him, even if you a fleet of police cars it might not be enough...