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Dumbass Americans saying stupid things and lots of hot women parading around a beach in their bikinis. It’s like the Spring Break we always dreamed of.

The annual American student holiday – sort of like RAG week in paradise – is something that Irish students can generally only dream of attending, but an Irishman called Andy (he wanted his surname withheld to preserve his dignity) lived that dream in Florida recently, recorded the events for posterity and was good enough to send us on the footage.

What emerged was hardly a surprise as, filming on the beach in Panama City, Andy captured lots of drinking, lots of dumb Americans saying stupid things and more importantly, lots of attractive women parading scantily-clad around the sand.

He also found one woman who seemed at pains to point out the ugliness of men’s private parts compared to women’s, but said woman couldn’t resist a sneaky peek south of the border when a hairy man approached her in a mankini towards the end of the clip.

The more sensible Americans out there won’t exactly be proud of this representation of the country’s youth. For example, when Andy asked the question 'What's your favourite thing about America?' a sample of the responses included 'Drugs', 'Alcohol', 'Shaking my Ass' and 'Those stupid motherf**ers out there'.

If you're prepared to look past that drunken lack of intelligence, however, there's plenty in here to enjoy.

Check out Andy's experiences for yourself in the video above.